Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Kitchen Kitten

The Hubs and I eat out and order in way too often. Sure I cook my fair share, but nowhere near as often as I could, or should. This week, I decided to change that. And I decided to do it sans recipes. Three nights in, I'm feeling like a superhero.  Kitchen Kitten! The Culinary Conqueror! The Chefinator!

Monday's anniversary London Broil wasn't exactly a masterpiece (why can't I ever NOT overcook a steak?!?), but there were no leftovers. The Hubs wolfed down multiple helpings of the steak, potatoes and veggies. Topped off with champagne and sweet a trip down memory lane, the meal was blissful. As were the strawberry sundaes I made for dessert.

Tuesday night had me eying the mound of produce I'd procured over the weekend. I wanted delicious. I wanted a lot of different flavors. And I didn't want a pile of dishes. Solution? My new one-dish summer squash chicken bake! Again, no leftovers. Yay! And so KAH-RAZY easy!

Sprayed a couple of boneless skinless chicken breasts with EVOO (A Misto sprayer is your friend. Get one.) and seasoned with salt and pepper and placed them in a greased baking dish. Opened up a can of Italian stewed tomatoes and poured onto the chicken. Sliced up some beautiful zuchinni and summer squash and arranged those around the chicken. Topped it all with a handful of grated mozzarella and parmesan . Baked at 375 for 45 minutes. Blew The Hubs' mind. Win!

Tonight, was my tried and true (and The Hubs' fave) turkey sausage penne. I tossed in some french cut green beans for color. For a side I steamed up a couple of late season artichokes. Feeling like the meal was just a weird combo of boring regulars, I decided to try my hand at ailoi to un-bland the 'chokes. Did y'all know it was so insanely easy to concoct your own aioli? I had no idea it was really just a fancy word for spruced-up mayo!

I took about a 1/2 cup of mayo and added the juice of one lime and a few drops of EVOO. Threw in a few cloves of pressed garlic. Then a generous dash of equal parts cayenne and mexican chili powders. Tossed in a pinch of salt and pepper and did a little dance in honor of the mouthgasm it caused.

Tonight, there are leftovers. But only cuz The Hubs loves nothing more than leftover sausage penne so I always make extra. He actually prefers it day-old over the fresh. Weirdo.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011

Five years ago tonight...

Five years ago tonight, I took the advice of my best friend Yvette and went on a date with a virtual stranger. I was terrified. Yes, we had mutual friends whom Yvette had already made swear on a stack of bibles that he wasn't a serial killer, rapist, or just plain d-bag, but I was still suspicious. I'd never dated a musician. Intentionally. What if he sucked?

He didn't. At all.

As I approached the corner of Las Palmas and Franklin Place that warm spring night, the voice on  my cell said, "Is that you?" I was on the phone with the mystery man as we walked towards each other.

"Jeans and tan jacket? Yeah, that's me."

"Wow."

"Is that you? Jeans and black jacket?"

"Spiky hair? Yup, that's me."

"Wow, yourself."

We were standing in front of each other now. Both smiling ear to ear, we hung up our phones and hugged.

We talked for hours over martinis at a dark vibey bar that no longer exists (which is a shame cuz that place was awesome). There were no awkward pauses, no weirdness, no first-date stumbling. Just honest chat, story-telling, and a lot of laughter. And a phone call from Yvette. The "my best friend is on a first date so I'll fake an emergency in case she wants an out" call that every true friend makes. I shut her down. Hard. "Uh-huh. Nope. Great. Call you tomorrow. Yes! Okaaay. Yessss! I gotta go!" He looked at me and said "Best friend fake emergency call?" Damn. This guy was good.

When the martinis had done their work, but we were nowhere near wanting the night to end, we walked a block to King King. It was a Tuesday. Live salsa. Perfect.

As we sat at the bar waiting for his Maker's Manhattan and my Kettle and Tonic, I caught a glimpse of his phone as he texted a friend. "She's a hottie." Kinda cheesy, but I took the compliment. 

We danced till closing and somewhere in the middle, he kissed me. In the center of the dance floor, trumpets blaring, drums throbbing, and sweat-soaked, he kissed me. It didn't feel like a first kiss. It felt right.

When he walked me back to my car at 4am, he kissed me softly and said, "Talk soon." As I drove back to the Valley I figured it was just a one-time deal, but was jazzed that it had been such a great night. He was fun, but I didn't date musicians. And we both knew that neither of us wanted a relationship as we were having too much fun sowing our respective oats.

At ten the next morning, I had an email from him.

"How'd the conference call go?
Had a great time. Wanna reprise it next week?
-t"

The guy had not only remembered that I had a crazy important call with a celeb that shall remain nameless (but I will say was once on trial for murder) but he'd used the word reprise?!?

I never dated anyone else ever again. Neither did he.

And we've lived happily ever after.


~ I love you, Hubs. ~

Friday, May 6, 2011

Derby Day!!!!

It's Kentucky Derby day! Since we couldn't attend the actual Derby, Susan and I decided to hold a Mad Science hat contest. Our kick-ass Mad Scientists definitely rose to the challenge.

Observe.

Based on her recent "Bugs!" class, Spacey Stacey's hat was amazzzzzzing.

Justine the Science Machine, always head of the class.

Mighty Mitch Meister lookin' debonair.

"Two hats is better than one."

A sparkly bird AND a peacock feather? Happy Helene knows the way to my heart.

Hyperspace Hollis goes incognito.

Miranda straight from The Kyoto Derby.

Nebular Nancy, pretty as a mermaid.

Eccentric Emma does the full Scarlett.

The Derby Duo, Rocket Robby and Pirate Paul.

Kolossal Kelsey brings some Christmas cheer.

Representing the office staff, Annette's featured a shot glass and Maker's. Nicely done.
Starlight Shay's light-up luau had me craving a pina colada.
 
"They're watching you." -Jurassic Josh

 I love Molecular Meagan's style. Shades of Lady B, dontcha think?

"Every Derby needs a horse!" Benny Bonedaddy takes first place.


I. LOVE. MY. JOB.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Spider Woman

I HATE SPIDERS.

Hate them. Hate hate hate them. Always have. Always will. So when I discovered an army of black widows in our new backyard, I was ready to move out of our dream home. For a second.

Then I waged war.

My "war" was an exercise in futility. I am completely and utterly petrified of spiders and refuse to get anywhere near them. So I tried to drown them with my sprinklers and hose. No dice. Tried spider killing spray. Nada. Spider traps. They danced on them and laughed. I read about them voraciously, biting my nails to the quick in fear just like I used to when I'd read R.L. Stein novels with my pink flashlight under my She-Ra blanket as a kid. I learned to identify their webs, uneven gauzy-looking strands down low, at prime ankle biting level. I took another look around my yard and realized just how many of them could be lurking in the shadows. All of my research led to the same solution. Good ol' fashioned smooshing 'em.

Which means I have to get close to them.

But I will not let the heart pounding terror get the best of me! And I refuse to share pool parties with these husband-killing bitches. 

So a couple times a week, I venture into the yard, covered head to toe with thick sweats and in tennis shoes (one of the rare occassions I will break my sandal habit). In one hand, a can of Raid foaming spider killer. In the other, a yard-long, two-in-thick stick.

I turn on the sprinklers, which will usually force at least one of the dreaded arachnids to scurry into sight. From as far away as possible, I spray the sucker with the Raid. It's the only kind that works. And by "works" I mean stuns and freezes the black widow for about three whole seconds. I spray the murderess for a solid 10 seconds, until she's good and coated in the freeze foam. Then I smoosh her with the end of my stick. This usually takes at least three attempts because:  A) I have crap vision. B) I have crap aim. And C) I'm shaking and squealing and jumping around like a scared little girl.

Depending on how long that took, I may attempt another.

But usually I just get gangster on it, leaving the body as a message to all her dirty little friends.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Boo to the YAH!

We got him. Hell. Yes.

Anyone else notice how much our Prez resembled Shaft last night? He's a bad motha...Shut yo' mouth!


America, f**k yeah.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Pretty Spring Things

Yes, I know I broke my own promise and skipped two days of blogging. I could make excuses. Or I could distract you with pretty, springy things in honor of this gorgeous May Sunday.

I think I'll pick up a bunch of ranunculus today.


Dying to wear this Philip Treacy hat to the Derby this Friday.


But I'll settle for making these mint juleps instead.


Pretty frocks from Posh Girl Vintage.



Balboa Lake turns into a cherry blossom wonderland each May. Must go this week.

Happy May Day!