My Sweet Husband,
I went to the store to find you a card this morning. I spent an hour reading and re-reading every anniversary card available. And you know what? They sucked. None of them came even the slightest bit close to expressing how truly and deeply I love you. Not a single one could properly convey just how much being your wife means to me. No card could really say how thrilling, comforting, and awe-inspiring the past three years have been.
Showing posts with label Daily dose of AWWW. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daily dose of AWWW. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Love in the Time of Cameltoe
Actual exchange between me and the Hubs:
*It should be noted that prior to this exchange, I gave him a mistaken mohawk, made him a kick-ass dinner, and shared two bottles of Cab Sauv with him.*
Hubs: *from bathroom* Babe, can you come here?
Me: *from living room* Hang on!
Hubs: But I need your help! There's a wonky part in the back! *of the mistaken mohawk*
Me: *silence*
Hubs: BABE!
Me: Hang the FUCK ON! I'm looking at Mariah Carey's cameltoe!
Hubs: *enters living room to find me on laptop staring huge-eyed and drop-jawwed at said cameltoe*
Full thirty seconds of silence till I look up at Hubs, WHO HAS TEARS IN HIS EYES.
Hubs: You've never been more my wife. *seriously, tears in his eyes, you guys*
Me: Huh?
Hubs: I'm serious. You're just the perfect woman for me. You gave me a mohawk, made me that delicious dinner, we're drunk and you're yelling about Mariah Carey's cameltoe. You're just so my wife. I love you so much.
Me: Awww, babe. But, seriously, DID YOU SEE THIS CAMELTOE SHIT?
And that's true love, folks.
PS But seriously, did you see this cameltoe shit? Mariah, girl, that looks downright PAINFUL!
PPS Mariah Carey's stylist should totally be fired.
PPPS So should Mariah Carey's vagina.
Monday, September 5, 2011
Two Years Ago Today...
Two years ago today, I did the absolute greatest thing I've ever done in my life.
I married The Hubs.
~ Best. Day. Ever. ~
I've been reminiscing over wedding pics all morning and my face hurts from smiling and laughing at all the perfect memories. Not only was the day magical, filled with love and pure blissful romance, it was freaking hilarious. Thought I'd share some of the "outtake" pics that make me giggle...
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| Beauchamp sibs can't resist singin' along with Bon Jovi |
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| Inebriated sister Nicole, Uncle Vinnie, and Cammron |
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| Mia does the robot |
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| Ladies and gentleman, may I present ~ The Lippincooties. |
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| A family tradition ~ "Goodbye Earl" |
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| Lady B ruins a perfectly lovely family portrait |
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| Sisters. All class all the time. |
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| The most kick-ass wedding party EVER. |
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| The Hubs was kind enough to NOT smash cake in my face. My bestie, Cody? Not so much. |
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| Male Nales make the same Limoncello shot face. |
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| Silly Mommy! I would never ACTUALLY eat a baby-makin' Medici almond! |
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| Chris and Amy. That's a whole lotta sexy. |
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| Ms. Devine gets to get second base. |
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| Things that make you go, huh? |
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| Shades of Rat Pack, The Hubs |
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| We rock. Hard. |
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| The moment we discovered the cake was the wrong flavor. |
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| Singin' with Leland |
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| I love our friends. |
| The Macs!! |
| My MOH and bestie, Yvette. Always protecting her bride. |
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| Leland read from Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go" during our ceremony. Michael got himself ordained and married us. And I married the one in the middle. Love. These. Men. |
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| On my way to the ceremony with my folks. Equal parts terrified and kid-on-Christmas excited. |
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| These men are my first loves. My dad and Michael. Making my bouquet. Love. |
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| Consoling my sister, who adorably burst into happy tears after the ceremony. |
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| Mom will probably kill me for this one. But I love it. |
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| Y'all? Watch out for these ones. They will out-party the hardest of partiers. And look damn good doing it. |
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| Mother and son moment. |
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| Aunt Jeannie lovin', making sure I don't look like a hot mess. |
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| My Spacey Susan. So happy, dance-y, and in love. |
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Monday, May 9, 2011
Five years ago tonight...
Five years ago tonight, I took the advice of my best friend Yvette and went on a date with a virtual stranger. I was terrified. Yes, we had mutual friends whom Yvette had already made swear on a stack of bibles that he wasn't a serial killer, rapist, or just plain d-bag, but I was still suspicious. I'd never dated a musician. Intentionally. What if he sucked?
He didn't. At all.
As I approached the corner of Las Palmas and Franklin Place that warm spring night, the voice on my cell said, "Is that you?" I was on the phone with the mystery man as we walked towards each other.
"Jeans and tan jacket? Yeah, that's me."
"Wow."
"Is that you? Jeans and black jacket?"
"Spiky hair? Yup, that's me."
"Wow, yourself."
We were standing in front of each other now. Both smiling ear to ear, we hung up our phones and hugged.
We talked for hours over martinis at a dark vibey bar that no longer exists (which is a shame cuz that place was awesome). There were no awkward pauses, no weirdness, no first-date stumbling. Just honest chat, story-telling, and a lot of laughter. And a phone call from Yvette. The "my best friend is on a first date so I'll fake an emergency in case she wants an out" call that every true friend makes. I shut her down. Hard. "Uh-huh. Nope. Great. Call you tomorrow. Yes! Okaaay. Yessss! I gotta go!" He looked at me and said "Best friend fake emergency call?" Damn. This guy was good.
When the martinis had done their work, but we were nowhere near wanting the night to end, we walked a block to King King. It was a Tuesday. Live salsa. Perfect.
As we sat at the bar waiting for his Maker's Manhattan and my Kettle and Tonic, I caught a glimpse of his phone as he texted a friend. "She's a hottie." Kinda cheesy, but I took the compliment.
We danced till closing and somewhere in the middle, he kissed me. In the center of the dance floor, trumpets blaring, drums throbbing, and sweat-soaked, he kissed me. It didn't feel like a first kiss. It felt right.
When he walked me back to my car at 4am, he kissed me softly and said, "Talk soon." As I drove back to the Valley I figured it was just a one-time deal, but was jazzed that it had been such a great night. He was fun, but I didn't date musicians. And we both knew that neither of us wanted a relationship as we were having too much fun sowing our respective oats.
At ten the next morning, I had an email from him.
"How'd the conference call go?
Had a great time. Wanna reprise it next week?
-t"
The guy had not only remembered that I had a crazy important call with a celeb that shall remain nameless (but I will say was once on trial for murder) but he'd used the word reprise?!?
I never dated anyone else ever again. Neither did he.
And we've lived happily ever after.
He didn't. At all.
As I approached the corner of Las Palmas and Franklin Place that warm spring night, the voice on my cell said, "Is that you?" I was on the phone with the mystery man as we walked towards each other.
"Jeans and tan jacket? Yeah, that's me."
"Wow."
"Is that you? Jeans and black jacket?"
"Spiky hair? Yup, that's me."
"Wow, yourself."
We were standing in front of each other now. Both smiling ear to ear, we hung up our phones and hugged.
We talked for hours over martinis at a dark vibey bar that no longer exists (which is a shame cuz that place was awesome). There were no awkward pauses, no weirdness, no first-date stumbling. Just honest chat, story-telling, and a lot of laughter. And a phone call from Yvette. The "my best friend is on a first date so I'll fake an emergency in case she wants an out" call that every true friend makes. I shut her down. Hard. "Uh-huh. Nope. Great. Call you tomorrow. Yes! Okaaay. Yessss! I gotta go!" He looked at me and said "Best friend fake emergency call?" Damn. This guy was good.
When the martinis had done their work, but we were nowhere near wanting the night to end, we walked a block to King King. It was a Tuesday. Live salsa. Perfect.
As we sat at the bar waiting for his Maker's Manhattan and my Kettle and Tonic, I caught a glimpse of his phone as he texted a friend. "She's a hottie." Kinda cheesy, but I took the compliment.
We danced till closing and somewhere in the middle, he kissed me. In the center of the dance floor, trumpets blaring, drums throbbing, and sweat-soaked, he kissed me. It didn't feel like a first kiss. It felt right.
When he walked me back to my car at 4am, he kissed me softly and said, "Talk soon." As I drove back to the Valley I figured it was just a one-time deal, but was jazzed that it had been such a great night. He was fun, but I didn't date musicians. And we both knew that neither of us wanted a relationship as we were having too much fun sowing our respective oats.
At ten the next morning, I had an email from him.
"How'd the conference call go?
Had a great time. Wanna reprise it next week?
-t"
The guy had not only remembered that I had a crazy important call with a celeb that shall remain nameless (but I will say was once on trial for murder) but he'd used the word reprise?!?
I never dated anyone else ever again. Neither did he.
And we've lived happily ever after.
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| ~ I love you, Hubs. ~ |
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
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